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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:42

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
What are the top AI business ideas for beginners?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Then came..
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
So they tried
Next, they tried...
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