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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

What are the top AI business ideas for beginners?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Bikini-clad Brooke Shields celebrates milestone birthday on beach vacation: ‘This is 60!’ - Page Six

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Popular Diabetes Drug Linked to Longer Life – Could It Help You Live Past 90? - SciTechDaily

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Romeo Beckham sparks dating rumors with influencer Caroline Daur after Kim Turnbull breakup - Page Six

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Tigers Defeat West Virginia, 12-5, to Earn 2025 College World Series Berth - lsusports.net

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How will the 2026 delimitation affect India as a whole keeping the new count of 888 seats in mind (not the current 543)? I’m looking for genuine answers with facts and not rhetoric. I will only listen to answers and not reply to any of them.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Nuts and Butts

Why do you suck men's dicks?

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

China-US Deal Didn’t Address Some Rare Earths Controls: Reuters - Bloomberg.com

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Do you agree with a toy company CEO that 'tariffs are almost like speeding towards a brick wall but the driver of the car doesn’t see it yet and by the time he does, it’ll be too late to hit the brakes.'?

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

So they tried

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.